• Talking in a baby voice
• Hinting at things you’d like me to do for you but that you won’t come out and ask
• Tapping (or other repetetive noises that serve no purpose)
• Touching me without permission, implied or otherwise
• Alarm clocks, especially loud ones that go off every five minutes
• Boring conversations that have no relevance
• Singing off key
• Annoying puns
• Hypocrisy (which, granted, I’m guilty of quite frequently myself)
• Humming
• Windows users who hate Macs just because they aren’t smart enough to use one
• Cheerleaders
• People who talk like cheerleaders
• The word, like, especially if used more than five times in a sentence
• Saying hello or goodbye every time someone enters or leaves a room
• The flute and/or the piccolo
• People with high pitched voices
• The word snuck
• Stupid people
• Windows Media Player
• Giggling
• Christian fiction, specifically Christian romance novels
• Country music